Whilst away with the girls this week have learnt a number of new things...
1. Banana's are a very versatile fruit
2. If in desperate need of a hair tie, your undies are a good substitute
3. There is a new breed of dog called a douchehounder
4. Pretty much any word in the English language can be replaced with 'mu' and when it used it makes for very funny conversations
5. Apparently it's socially acceptable to pluck your bikini line whilst everyone is sitting around eating lunch
6. The discovery of a new thing called soy milk (even though Miss F eats soy crisps and soy beans she was amazed to learnt there was something called so milk)
7. When a man is standing in middle of the road holding a stop sign you are meant to actually stop
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