Notes for Neighbour

So in this modern world sometimes it pays to be bold! I’ve tried online dating and picking up on beach road whilst cycling but without much luck. So when I noticed the other day that there is a very cute guy living across the street from me I decided that I needed to resort to new ways of meeting guys!
I thought about baking some muffins and leaving them on the doorstep for him, but who’s going to eat food from a stranger, for all he knows they could be poisoned! Also for all I know he could have a girlfriend or wife living with him and not sure that would go down well if she discovers the baked goods! So I decided that I first needed to determine if there was a female living with him! After some brief surveillance I have determined that there is another guy living at the house, hmmm does this mean he is gay? On seeing this male house mate he looks far to scruffy to be gay so am now assuming that he is just a flatmate and the house across the road is a bachelor pad!
I briefly saw the hot guy again on Sunday as he got into his car (and no it is not a girly car, and yes it is European. Tick!) and confirmed that yes he definitely is hot and also dresses well (so maybe is gay?!)
So I decided that I would leave a note for the hot guy in the hope that he may be intrigued and want to meet me! The note went a little something like this:

“I saw you across the street one sunny afternoon, you caught my attention when your dog ran across to me. I waved and said hi, but wish I had have said more. All week I have waited for another chance encounter but alas our paths have not crossed. So call me crazy, but here’s my number…. so call me maybe.”

With the rainy weather this week I had been unable to leave the note on his car windscreen (and I don’t want to leave it in the letter box in case the scruffy housemate thinks it is for him). Not wanting to wait for the weather to improve I put the note into a glad bag and then placed the note on his windscreen in the very early hours of the morning.

Yes it is a little bold and not to mention slightly crazy, but hey what have I got to lose! He doesn’t know who I am or where I live! Hopefully he is a romantic who thinks it’s kind of cute and at the very least decides to send me a text!